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  • Shanny Wanny

    Posted by: Shanny Wanny, 10, Northland

    What do you do to wake lady ga ga up?
    p-p-p poke her face!
  • Ruslin

    Posted by: Ruslin, 11, Auckland

    Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    to get to the bottom
  • patty boy

    Posted by: patty boy, 11, Auckland

    wats yellow and is a clean freak???
    spongebob!!!!!
  • patty boy

    Posted by: patty boy, 11, Auckland

    wats long brown and sticky???
    a stick buuuug!!!!bahahahahahahaha
  • patty boy

    Posted by: patty boy, 11, Auckland

    why didnt the dino cross the road???
    bcoz roads werent envented bahahahaha
  • patty boy

    Posted by: patty boy, 11, Auckland

    doc hey doc, I keep seeing a fly going round and round. WHY???!!!
    dont worry its just a bug goin round.hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • patty boy

    Posted by: patty boy, 11, Auckland

    what is the 1 legged lady called???
    I leen bahahahahaha
  • Jas1

    Posted by: Jas1, 10,

    What do sheep do on sunny days?
    have a baa - baa - cue
  • Ponda

    Posted by: Ponda, 9, Auckland

    Where do you go when the world ends?
    New world
  • chrissybaby

    Posted by: chrissybaby, 8, Bay of Plenty

    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk
  • littleMessi10

    Posted by: littleMessi10, 9, Auckland

    a man went jogging.he turned left four time (not at the same time) and when he got to home there were two people wearing masks. why were there 2 people wearing masks?
    he was playing baseball
  • Jaakor

    Posted by: Jaakor, 11, Waikato

    Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
    He wanted to see time fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bozma

    Posted by: bozma, 9, Auckland

    Why did the bird cross the road
    Because it was the chickens day off.
  • zoey101-fan

    Posted by: zoey101-fan, 10, Northland

    whats lady ga ga's worst night mear???
    people pokeing her face
  • JBOWSE

    Posted by: JBOWSE, 0, Hawke's Bay / Napier

    what did the beach say to the sand?
    Nothing he just waved !!!! LOL

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