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  • breez10

    Posted by: breez10, 11, Auckland

    what do you say when you see a cow with holes on it
    holy cow
  • Kula

    Posted by: Kula, 7, Auckland

    What do you call a baby with no nappies?
    A laddie LoL...
  • jovicena

    Posted by: jovicena, 8, Auckland

    knock knock who's there
    cows go moo not who
  • Kasy4.

    Posted by: Kasy4., 11, Auckland

    What did Usher said when someone farted?
    Ooh My Gosh!
  • heidstar

    Posted by: heidstar, 10, Auckland

    Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who?
    Abbott time you answered the door!
  • coopers

    Posted by: coopers, 9, Christchurch

    Why did the tomatoe blush?
    because he saw the salad dressing!!!
  • coopers

    Posted by: coopers, 9, Christchurch

    a man walked into a bar .....
    OOFF!!! it was a iron bar
  • coopers

    Posted by: coopers, 9, Christchurch

    what do u get if u cross dracula with cooking equipment?
    count spatula
  • megan_stott

    Posted by: megan_stott, 9, Auckland

    what did the bubble gum say to the shoe
    i'm stuck on you ? hahahahaahahahahahah
  • manu021

    Posted by: manu021, 8, Auckland

    why did the chick cross the road
    to join the chicky group club HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • tastey

    Posted by: tastey, 0, Auckland

    Why did Tigger & Piglet look down the toilet?
    To look for Pooh
  • RoofDeen

    Posted by: RoofDeen, 9, Auckland

    Why did the whale cross the road?
    to get to the other tide!!!
  • RoofDeen

    Posted by: RoofDeen, 9, Auckland

    Why wasn't Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown not breathing?
    beacause theres NO AIR!!!!
  • Pweciouz

    Posted by: Pweciouz, 13, Bay of Plenty

    Why did the maori man cross the road on a bike? To get to the other side. Why Did the pakeha man cross the road?
    To get his bike back
  • RoofDeen

    Posted by: RoofDeen, 9, Auckland

    Why did the 1 handed man cross the road?
    to get to the other 2 hand shop

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